About Tom Scanlon
Tom Scanlon started his journalism career as a sports stringer with the Pittsburgh Press (RIP) and Post-Gazette, then moved on to the Seattle Times, Mesa Tribune etc. He is the author of plays including "The Superhumans" and novels including "Ocean Shores Tourist Killer," "Atlantis City," and, now, "The Immaculate Jagoffs of Pittsburgh."
Home of...The Immaculate Jagoffs of Pittsburgh 
Just not the same.
Is that cactus flipping us the bird?
It looks pretty lonesome out there. Is there a newspaper serving the region? Maybe it has a Locals Only column?
How is that weather in AZ? Did you bring your boat from Atlantis?
Tom seems to have fallen off the earth.