World’s Most Depressing “Bucket List”

The following rolled-up paper was found in the back of a dresser sold at Aberdeen’s No. 1 Pawn Shop:

Before I die, I want to:

10) Shake hands with someone who shook hands with someone famous

9) See that 3D movie about skydiving

8) Eat something “exotic,” like vegetarian

7) Travel to a foreign country, or maybe California

6) Walk a mile, without stopping

5) Write a book, or at least a chapter

4) Tell my boss, “Go to hell, I quit! And I don’t care what you tell Mom!”

3) Stay up all night and watch the sunrise – or all-night movies

2) Climb a tree

1) Tell my wife I love her

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About Tom Scanlon

Tom Scanlon started his journalism career as a sports stringer with the Pittsburgh Press (RIP) and Post-Gazette, then moved on to the Seattle Times, Mesa Tribune etc. He is the author of plays including "The Superhumans" and novels including "Ocean Shores Tourist Killer," "Atlantis City," and, now, "The Immaculate Jagoffs of Pittsburgh."
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