Tom Scanlon started his journalism career as a sports stringer with the Pittsburgh Press (RIP) and Post-Gazette, then moved on to the Seattle Times, Mesa Tribune etc. He is the author of plays including "The Superhumans" and novels including "Ocean Shores Tourist Killer," "Atlantis City," and, now, "The Immaculate Jagoffs of Pittsburgh."
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A black Hole
December and February with a different name. A Rose [bush there] by any other name is just as cold and wet in January.
All 12 months. Rain, more rain, and even more rain with a chance of cold sunshine.
the arctic -why else would the snowy owls come here