How low will gas go?

With gas pumps starting to look like slot machines, in the Prescott area, estimates from $1.60 to $1.90. story

Photo illustration by Scott Heide/PNI Graphics

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It was a very good year – for local real estate

Home sale prices up in all four quad cities – and Obama plan may fuel sales. Story

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Solar series: Savings through the roof

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

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The crowdfunding revolution

No money? No business plan? No problem!

Daily Courier story

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Prescott: Home of the Friendly Ghosts

No “Amityville Horror” terrorizing or “The Shining” bloodbaths in Prescott, where lodging ghosts seem more ready to charm than harm.

Daily Courier story

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Oil prices falling like drunken ice skater

“Vladimir Putin doesn’t like this trend – not one bit.

But Jackie Cole thinks it’s great”

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NFL star kills girlfriend — gets 3-game suspension

Commissioner: “It would’ve been longer, but she didn’t press charges”

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Obama: “If Republicans won’t try to impeach me … I’ll impeach myself!”

Threatens executive order. Republicans decry “publicity stunt.” Ted Cruz: “Who does he think he is – Cleavon Little?”

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“Johnny Football” to change name to … “Johnny Picksix”

Close runners-up: “Johnny Dipshit”: “Can’tthrowthe Football”: “Johnny Bust”

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Is America REALLY the greatest country in the world?

Has anyone done a study? I’d hate for all those conservative talk-show hosts to be wrong ….

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Breaking News: Donald Sterling to enroll in Douchebags Anonymous

“I need help,” Sterling says, in a release. “I’m learning I really don’t hate ‘the blacks,’ I’m just a douchebag.” Richie Incognito rumored to be Sterling’s D.A. sponsor. Quote from Dennis Rodman, founder of the group: “That motherf*cker is welcome any motherf*cking time. I don’t care if he’s a motherf*cking racist, I love that motherf*cker and I’ll kill him and eat his motherf*cking heart to prove it.” When a reporter asked him if he was on drugs, Rodman snapped, “None a your business, Mickey Mouse ears and Donald Duck nose!” 

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Please join me in my drive to stamp out the whistling cell phone ring

Your contribution of as low as $1 and as high as infinity will help me make society a less annoying place to live.

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US Airways responds to outrage, promises to provide ALL first-class passengers porn tweets

“Every 15 minutes you wait on the tarmac, we’ll send you fresh smut.”

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Please join me in my fight to outlaw “Selfies”

We must stop this, NOW, before it’s too late!

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Obama: “You CAN keep your doctor. As a friend.”

White House insider says Prez’s “you can keep your doctor under the new plan” quote was “taken out of context. He meant you can always stay on close terms with your doctor — there’s absolutely nothing in the Affordable Care Act that says you can’t be friends with your old doctor on Facebook. You can go golfing together, catch a movie — whatever! And, even if your doctor isn’t covered by your ACA plan, there’s nothing that says your doc can’t treat you on a pro bono level.”

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Snowden: NSA hacking Netflix accounts! (White House denies “any and all knowledge of this or anything else bad”)

German Chancelor Merkel: “I thought something was funny, when I got a documentary on J. Edgar Hoover, instead of ‘The Obama Deception.'” White House denies “any and all knowledge of this or anything else bad.”

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NFL’s MVP (Most Valuable Punk) is . . .

Richie Incomprehensible! (Who else?!) He wins a bag of flies . . . and tearing the wings of them will give him hours of fun!

. . . More on the “All-Punk Team” later.

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Putin: “We eat Ukraine. The food, I mean.”

In exclusive interview, Russian leader claims buildup of Russian troops on border is “only due to soldiers like nice restaurant there. I should stop? No. We eat Ukraine. The food, I mean. Don’t put invasions in my mouth. We are only protecting our stomach and appetite. . . . What? . . . No, not appetite for land, for food! Food! Now get the *&#@ out of here before I invade your ass!”

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Putin targets next invasion: Pussy Riot

Ready to use argument “Russian pussy must be protected!”

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Putin: “Maybe I invade Obama’s pajamas next!”

White House official laughs off remark. “That’s just Putin being Putin.”

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“Don’t even think about it!” Obama issues stern warning after rumors Putin may invade Alaska.

Insider says Putin “has always felt in his heart that Alaska belongs to Russia.” Palin outraged. McCain launches harangue, passes out.

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Pope horrified after honorary-Oscar acceptance speech faux pas.

Slaps forehead backstage: “Oh my God — I forgot to thank God!”

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Hearing-impaired woman wins lawsuit, City forced to hire her as 911 operator.

First caller bleeds to death; family outraged — “How many times did he have to say ‘I need an ambulance’? He was on the phone for two hours, he could have walked to the hospital!”

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Watch this clip . . . and then buy an “I Heart Antonio Smith” T-shirt

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000231848/article/antonio-smith-swings-helmet-at-richie-incognito

Proceeds of sales for research on a cure for meatheaditis.

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Hollywood producer offers “role of lifetime” to Incognito: “Dumb and Homophobicer”

Pouncey to co-star . . . if he can stay out of jail.

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