Meanwhile report says escaped cons-on-the-run are throwing off bloodhounds by wearing Axe cologne (favorite scent of cops)
If you see a cameraman in shackles, or a boom operator with a teardrop tattoo, please report to authorities immediately.
…will you get any interviews?
…as the jungles of Sumatra are to the orangutan.” Boris (!) Johnson, mayor of London, radio interview.
We are pleased to announced this work-in-progress. One plan is for illustrations by death-row inmates.
In the fall, a last-minute settlement prevented All State’s $35 million lawsuit against the Prescott Valley Event Center (and various connected parties) from going to trial. A curious part of the settlement conditions: All State insisted that the Fain Signature Group-Global Entertainment partnership that had been operating the event center be dissolved, with the Fain family taking over. That, apparently, has been delayed by Global (which has changed its operating name to International Coliseums Company) filing for bankruptcy, though sources say a deal is in the works.
Links to my series on the troubled, complex event center.
With gas pumps starting to look like slot machines, in the Prescott area, estimates from $1.60 to $1.90. story
Home sale prices up in all four quad cities – and Obama plan may fuel sales. Story
No “Amityville Horror” terrorizing or “The Shining” bloodbaths in Prescott, where lodging ghosts seem more ready to charm than harm.
“Vladimir Putin doesn’t like this trend – not one bit.
But Jackie Cole thinks it’s great”
Threatens executive order. Republicans decry “publicity stunt.” Ted Cruz: “Who does he think he is – Cleavon Little?”
Your contribution of as low as $1 and as high as infinity will help me make society a less annoying place to live.
We must stop this, NOW, before it’s too late!
White House insider says Prez’s “you can keep your doctor under the new plan” quote was “taken out of context. He meant you can always stay on close terms with your doctor — there’s absolutely nothing in the Affordable Care Act that says you can’t be friends with your old doctor on Facebook. You can go golfing together, catch a movie — whatever! And, even if your doctor isn’t covered by your ACA plan, there’s nothing that says your doc can’t treat you on a pro bono level.”
Snowden: NSA hacking Netflix accounts! (White House denies “any and all knowledge of this or anything else bad”)
German Chancelor Merkel: “I thought something was funny, when I got a documentary on J. Edgar Hoover, instead of ‘The Obama Deception.'” White House denies “any and all knowledge of this or anything else bad.”
Richie Incomprehensible! (Who else?!) He wins a bag of flies . . . and tearing the wings of them will give him hours of fun!
. . . More on the “All-Punk Team” later.
Proceeds of sales for research on a cure for meatheaditis.
Pouncey to co-star . . . if he can stay out of jail.
a) Extended Happy Hour
b) Casual Friday
c) “Twates” (Twitter Dating)
d) Medical Marijuana To Treat Colds (“Stone a Cold, Tweak a Fever”)
e) Unattended Kids Running and Screaming Through Stores
Federal agents, similar to Air Marshals, to enforce new anti-bullying, sexual harassment etc. regulations.
Pussy Riot in turn stages protest concerts, pledging “we won’t stop playing in churches until he takes off our T-shirt!”